I paint sometimes
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
victims of the 90’s
Have a great day
When I’m with my family and I make a joke that isn’t about a penis
this is my senior page
This looks suspiciously like my sister
Alli showed this to me yesterday, and my first reaction was “I don’t remember posing with that cat. Where did they get that picture of me?”
It’s weird that I only look like the after picture.
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
wait, yes I am.