Every day is one step closer to becoming a ninja.

adventuresingay:

When I’m with my family and I make a joke that isn’t about a penis

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First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
That cat sure is good at painting.

That cat sure is good at painting.

mylegalta:

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

This looks suspiciously like my sister

Alli showed this to me yesterday, and my first reaction was “I don’t remember posing with that cat. Where did they get that picture of me?” It’s weird that I only look like the after picture.

mylegalta:

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

This looks suspiciously like my sister

Alli showed this to me yesterday, and my first reaction was “I don’t remember posing with that cat. Where did they get that picture of me?”

It’s weird that I only look like the after picture.

Lovely Complex! (*・∀・)/\(・∀・*)

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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wait, yes I am.

typette:

feelingswithbrandy:

rainbowthundercunt:

sweetassfoodstuffs:

handletheheat.com

THIS IS GLORIOUS.

YES

this, this is the majesty of science, doing this for the good of all humankind what we as individuals cannot feasibly do

girlyme:

(via mini herb garden | Kitchen Window Garden… | Pinterest)

THE DREAMAlso I think Joseph I (who is lavender) is dying, but Joseph II (who is basil) is doing pretty alright.

girlyme:

(via mini herb garden | Kitchen Window Garden… | Pinterest)

THE DREAM

Also I think Joseph I (who is lavender) is dying, but Joseph II (who is basil) is doing pretty alright.

duncxan:

there was a bee in my house today and i spent like 4 minutes safely bringing it back outside so it could keep providing the Christensen household with money so yeah you’re welcome guys

Thank you! I salute your efforts!