When I’m with my family and I make a joke that isn’t about a penis
this is my senior page
This looks suspiciously like my sister
Alli showed this to me yesterday, and my first reaction was “I don’t remember posing with that cat. Where did they get that picture of me?”
It’s weird that I only look like the after picture.
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
wait, yes I am.
THIS IS GLORIOUS.
this, this is the majesty of science, doing this for the good of all humankind what we as individuals cannot feasibly do
Also I think Joseph I (who is lavender) is dying, but Joseph II (who is basil) is doing pretty alright.
there was a bee in my house today and i spent like 4 minutes safely bringing it back outside so it could keep providing the Christensen household with money so yeah you’re welcome guys
Thank you! I salute your efforts!
this got bigger than expected
I enjoyed these.